i-Peed (diapering debacles)

Johan pees on me everyday. You would think after 5 weeks and 60+ diaper changes I would learn to properly use his pee pee tee-pee. After-all, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. Yet, I  have at least one diaper debacle a day. He pees on my shirt. He pees on his shirt. He has peed in his own eye. He has peed in my eye. He will pee in your eye. He is an equal opportunity tinkler. He does not discriminate. I have a friend whose son outgrew this peeing stage within the first month of life. For this reason I expect that every time I change Johan he will have outgrown his propensity to pee all over me. He has not yet.  Maybe next time...

(Also, I just ordered a shirt for Johan which features the witticism "iPOOD."  Yes, I realize it is immature, but I will be taking him to the Apple store at the mall with this shirt on and I will be taking photos. I love laughter evoking baby clothes. I can't wait.)